Windows, testing: make all tests work on Windows

As of today, there are 282 tests that Bazel doesn't run on Windows.

EDIT(2017-12-13 15:52 +0100): we need to consider tests that check the current platform too, e.g. in Java do things like OS.getCurrent() == OS.WINDOWS.

C:\work\bazel>bazel --output_user_root=c:\tmp2 query "tests(//...)-tests(//src:all_windows_tests)"
//tools/test:LcovMergerTest
//tools/jdk:proguard_whitelister_test
//tools/build_defs/pkg:path_test
//tools/build_defs/pkg:make_rpm_test
//tools/build_defs/pkg:build_test
//tools/build_defs/pkg:archive_test
//tools/build_defs/docker:rewrite_json_test
//tools/build_defs/docker:create_image_config_test
//tools/android:stubify_manifest_test
//tools/android:strip_resources_test
//tools/android:resource_extractor_test
//tools/android:merge_manifests_test
//tools/android:junction_test
//tools/android:incremental_install_test
//tools/android:build_split_manifest_test
//tools/android:build_incremental_dexmanifest_test
//tools/android:aar_resources_extractor_test
//tools/android:aar_native_libs_zip_creator_test
//tools/android:aar_embedded_jars_extractor_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:win32_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_wire_format_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_unknown_fields_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_text_format_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_text_encoding_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_symbol_database_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_service_reflection_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_reflection_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_proto_builder_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_message_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_message_factory_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_json_format_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_generator_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_descriptor_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_descriptor_pool_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:py_descriptor_database_test
//third_party/protobuf/3.4.0:protobuf_test
//third_party/ijar/test:zip_test
//third_party/ijar/test:ijar_test
//third_party/ijar/test:IjarTests
//src/tools/skylark/javatests/com/google/devtools/skylark/skylint:SkylintTests
//src/tools/singlejar:zlib_interface_test
//src/tools/singlejar:zip_headers_test
//src/tools/singlejar:zip64_test
//src/tools/singlejar:transient_bytes_test
//src/tools/singlejar:token_stream_test
//src/tools/singlejar:output_jar_simple_test
//src/tools/singlejar:output_jar_bash_test
//src/tools/singlejar:options_test
//src/tools/singlejar:input_jar_scan_ziptool_test
//src/tools/singlejar:input_jar_scan_jartool_test
//src/tools/singlejar:input_jar_preambled_test
//src/tools/singlejar:input_jar_empty_jar_test
//src/tools/singlejar:input_jar_bad_jar_test
//src/tools/singlejar:combiners_test
//src/test/skylark/skylint:skylint_test
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/string_test_characters_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/string_splitlines_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/string_split_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/string_partition_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/string_format_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/min_max_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/list_slices_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/int_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/int_constructor_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/equality_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/and_or_not_sky
//src/test/skylark:skylark_test_testdata/all_any_sky
//src/test/skylark:question_regexp_1
//src/test/skylark:question_regexp
//src/test/skylark:question_content
//src/test/skylark:assert_tone_below_1
//src/test/shell/integration:ui_test
//src/test/shell/integration:test_test
//src/test/shell/integration:stub_finds_runfiles_test
//src/test/shell/integration:startup_options_test
//src/test/shell/integration:stamping_test
//src/test/shell/integration:skylark_flag_test
//src/test/shell/integration:runfiles_test
//src/test/shell/integration:run_test
//src/test/shell/integration:rc_options_test
//src/test/shell/integration:python_test
//src/test/shell/integration:progress_reporting_test
//src/test/shell/integration:process_wrapper_test
//src/test/shell/integration:outputs_test
//src/test/shell/integration:output_filter_test
//src/test/shell/integration:logging_test
//src/test/shell/integration:loading_phase_tests
//src/test/shell/integration:linux_sandbox_test
//src/test/shell/integration:linux_sandbox_network_test
//src/test/shell/integration:java_integration_test
//src/test/shell/integration:incompatible_changes_conflict_test
//src/test/shell/integration:force_delete_output_test
//src/test/shell/integration:experimental_ui_test
//src/test/shell/integration:execution_phase_tests
//src/test/shell/integration:discard_graph_edges_test
//src/test/shell/integration:discard_analysis_cache_test
//src/test/shell/integration:cpp_test
//src/test/shell/integration:configured_query_test
//src/test/shell/integration:client_sigint_test
//src/test/shell/integration:build_event_stream_test
//src/test/shell/integration:bazel_worker_test
//src/test/shell/integration:bazel_testjobs_test
//src/test/shell/integration:bazel_sandboxed_worker_test
//src/test/shell/integration:bazel_query_test
//src/test/shell/integration:bazel_javabase_test
//src/test/shell/integration:bazel_command_log_test
//src/test/shell/integration:action_env_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/apple:bazel_objc_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/apple:bazel_apple_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:proguard_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:desugarer_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:android_sdk_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:android_ndk_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:android_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:aidl_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel/android:aar_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:workspace_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:toolchain_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:srcs_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:skylark_repository_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:skylark_git_repository_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:runfiles_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:rule_test_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:remote_execution_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:remote_execution_sandboxing_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:remote_execution_rest_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:persistent_test_runner_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:maven_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:maven_skylark_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:location_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:local_repository_test_jdk8
//src/test/shell/bazel:local_repository_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:local_action_cache_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:java_launcher_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:help_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:git_repository_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:external_skylark_load_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:external_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:external_correctness_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:execroot_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:empty_package_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:embedded_tools_deps_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:cross_repository_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:cpp_darwin_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:client_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:cc_static_binary_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:cc_integration_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:build_files_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bound_targets_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_workspace_status_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_with_jdk_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_tools_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_toolchain_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_test_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_sandboxing_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_sandboxing_cpp_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_rules_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_repository_cache_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_random_characters_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_localtest_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_java_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_experimental_ui_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_execute_testlog
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_example_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_docgen_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_determinism_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_coverage_test
//src/test/shell/bazel:bazel_build_event_stream_test
//src/test/shell:shell_utils_test
//src/test/shell:bashunit_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/rules/objc:ObjcRulesTests
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/rules/cpp:cpp-rules-tests
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/rules/android:AndroidInstrumentationTestTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/profiler/memory:AllocationTrackerTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/profiler/callcounts:CallcountsTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/bazel/repository/downloader:DownloaderTestSuite
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib/bazel/repository:RepositoryTests
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib:standalone-tests
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib:shell_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib:server_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib:sandbox-tests
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib:foundations_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/lib:analysis_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar/runtime:ThrowableExtensionTestWithReuseDesugaringStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar/runtime:ThrowableExtensionTestWithNullDesugaringStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar/runtime:ThrowableExtensionTestWithMimicDesugaringStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_sanity_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_twice_jar_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_java8_jar_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_jar_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_for_try_with_resources_test_twice
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_for_try_with_resources_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_for_disabling_try_with_resources_with_large_minsdkversion_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:testdata_desugared_core_library_jar_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:stateless_lambda_has_no_factory_method_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:simple_method_reference_has_no_factory_method_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:no_stubs_for_lambdas_in_implemented_interface
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:jacoco_legacy_default_method_regression_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:interface_has_method_bodies_removed
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:initializer_of_functional_interface_should_not_execute
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:inherited_abstract_method_gets_no_default_method_stub
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:desugar_testdata_by_disabling_lambda_desugaring_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:desugar_idempotency_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:capture_lambda_has_no_factory_method_test
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:TryWithResourcesRewriterUnitTestWithReuseStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:TryWithResourcesRewriterUnitTestWithNullStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:TryWithResourcesRewriterUnitTestWithMimicStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:StackMapBugTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarTryWithResourcesFunctionalTestWithReuseStrategyTwice
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarTryWithResourcesFunctionalTestWithReuseStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarTryWithResourcesFunctionalTestWithNullStrategyTwice
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarTryWithResourcesFunctionalTestWithNullStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarTryWithResourcesFunctionalTestWithMimicStrategyTwice
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarTryWithResourcesFunctionalTestWithMimicStrategy
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarObjectsRequireNonNullTestForAndroidLintMode
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarObjectsRequireNonNullTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarMainClassTestLambdaDirectoryIncorrectlySet
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarMainClassTestLambdaDirectoryCorrectlySet
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarLongCompareTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarLikeAndroidStudioFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarJava8LikeAndroidStudioFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarJava8FunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarIdempotencyFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTestWithMultipleInputs
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTestWithClasspathDirectory
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTestFromDirectoryToJar
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTestFromDirectoryToDirectory
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTestForSyntheticMethodsWithLambdaNames
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTestForConstantArgumentsInLambdas
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarDefaultMethodsIdempotencyFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarDefaultMethodsFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DesugarCoreLibraryFunctionalTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:DefaultMethodClassFixerTest
//src/test/java/com/google/devtools/build/android/desugar:BytecodeTypeInferenceTest
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-ubuntu-16.04-opt
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-ubuntu-16.04-fastbuild
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-ubuntu-16.04-dbg
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-ubuntu-15.04-opt
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-ubuntu-15.04-fastbuild
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-ubuntu-15.04-dbg
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-fedora23-opt
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-fedora23-fastbuild
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-fedora23-dbg
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-debian-stretch-opt
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-debian-stretch-fastbuild
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-debian-stretch-dbg
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-centos6.7-opt
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-centos6.7-fastbuild
//src/test/docker:test_cc_configure-centos6.7-dbg
//src/java_tools/singlejar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/zip:ZipTests
//src/java_tools/singlejar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/singlejar:SingleJarTests
//src/java_tools/junitrunner/javatests/com/google/testing/junit/runner:utf8_test_log_test
//src/java_tools/junitrunner/javatests/com/google/testing/junit/runner:junit4_testbridge_integration_test
//src/java_tools/junitrunner/javatests/com/google/testing/junit/runner:deploy_jar_integration_test
//src/java_tools/junitrunner/javatests/com/google/testing/junit/runner:antxmlresultwriter_integration_test
//src/java_tools/junitrunner/javatests/com/google/testing/junit/runner:AllTests
//src/java_tools/junitrunner/javatests/com/google/testing/junit/junit4/runner:RegExTestCaseFilterTest
//src/java_tools/buildjar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/java/turbine/javac:TreePrunerTest
//src/java_tools/buildjar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/java/turbine/javac:ProcessorClasspathTest_bootclasspath
//src/java_tools/buildjar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/java/turbine/javac:JavacTurbineTest
//src/java_tools/buildjar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/java/bazel:BazelJavaCompilerTest
//src/java_tools/buildjar/javatests/com/google/devtools/build/buildjar:VanillaJavaBuilderTest
//scripts/release:relnotes_test
//scripts/release:release_test
//scripts:bash_completion_test
//examples/shell:test
//examples/py_native:test
//examples/py_native:fail
//examples/java-skylark/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:pass
//examples/java-skylark/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:fail
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:sleep3
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:sleep2
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:sleep1
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:sleep0
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:resource-fail
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:hello
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:fail
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:custom_with_test_class
//examples/java-native/src/test/java/com/example/myproject:custom
//examples/cpp:hello-success_test
//examples/cpp:hello-fail_test

We need to make them all run on Windows and turn them on on CI, in order to have full test coverage on Windows.